Ode to Stormy Weather

Oh how I love you stormy weather

You’re why I’m wearing jeans

Not swimwear, sunscreen or even pleather

But Ugg Boots while eating beans

For you I carbo-load

But never go outside

And embrace anti-social mode

My heater’s deified

My doona is my best friend

Won’t you stay forever?

You’re my perfect woolen blend

Oh dreamy, stormy weather

Painefull Out