Saturday, August 28, 2010

The Election So Nice We'll Probably Do It Twice

In the grand tradition of electoral coverage, let's take a look at the numbers.

Options for the next vote...

- If it's an even split now, let's experiment by having everybody vote in the opposite direction of how they went the first time
- Turn the horrifyingly boring forums into cage death matches
- Have everybody's children run in their place... oh wait, Gillard doesn't have children, she's barren and loveless and has no fruit in her bowl (it's easy to forget, it barely comes up these days)
- Base all votes on the size of the hat a candidate is wearing

Painefull Out